the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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supremacy97:

you faker than some Sweet’N Low..

supremacy97:

you faker than some Sweet’N Low..

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#Troubled Child Stars

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kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

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officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s 

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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hvngers:

RIP to the people who actually do find out they’re pregnant on April 1st

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jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

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vibhrancy:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

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